12 Days of Christmas: Must Have Sex Toys Part 2

Following on from last week’s blog, it’s time for Part 2 of our 12 days of Christmas blog - we know you’ve been waiting for it! Here, Satisfied Box detail the final 6 festive, frisky sex toys you can get your hands on this year!




7. Sleigh Vibrators


On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven sleigh vibrators (6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). Yes, the sleigh vibrator exists, complete with different speed settings – perfect for the ultimate sleigh ride. Guide Santa’s sleigh with your own hands this Christmas, although you might not be able to handle 7!


8. Lacey Panties


On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight lacey panties (7 sleigh vibrators, 6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). It’s not sex toys, but enough lacey panties to last the week (and some) leading up to Christmas are always a good idea! Get some festive red or green glitter ones to get the blood pumping before getting frisky with your partner and your sex toys! Festive sexy underwear is always a great stocking filler too!


9. Sexy Crackers


On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine sexy crackers (8 lacey panties, 7 sleigh vibrators, 6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). Sexy crackers are just like traditional Christmas crackers, except well, sexy! You can get various varieties that include anything from naughty dares, to condoms and lube. They’re a lot of fun around the Christmas table (if it’s just you and your partner!).


10. Candy Dildos


On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten candy dildos (9 sexy crackers, 8 lacey panties, 7 sleigh vibrators, 6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). A candy cane dildo is not only very pretty, but extremely satisfying too. The candy cane patterns are made from glass, so it looks a little more luxury and is perfect for temperature play during these cold winter nights.


11. Reindeer Vibey’s


On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven reindeer vibey’s (10 candy dildo’s, 9 sexy crackers, 8 lacey panties, 7 sleigh vibrators, 6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). The reindeer vibrators come as a pair – obviously Dancer can’t be without Prancer! These little sex toys are fully waterproof and portable, whilst the vibrating rotating antlers are the real source of the magic.


12. Christmas Butt Plugs


On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Christmas butt plugs (11 reindeer vibey’s, 10 candy dildo’s, 9 sexy crackers, 8 lacey panties, 7 sleigh vibrators, 6 snowman spankers, 5 cock rings, 4 festive condoms, 3 cookie lubes, 2 Santa-Tassles and a pot of Santa’s tingling Jelly). Last but not least, the Christmas butt plug is one of the most festive sex toys you can gift your partner! From Christmas tree shapes to elf hats and stacked Christmas baubles, they come in a variety of shapes, sizes and textures. Our recommendation is to start off small and work your way up – don’t get too carried away with the Christmas spirit.


Get in Touch


We hope the second part of our 12 days of Christmas has given you some frisky, festive insight! If you’re looking for the perfect Christmas gift, how about treating your partner to a sex toys subscription box? They’ll receive a selection of sex toys each month, perfect for keeping the cold out this time of year! Contact us here or for more information, head over to our Instagram.




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